Ladies and gentlemen…
…please take note of the ten emergency exits, five doors on the left and five doors on right, two on each floor, each marked with a green EXIT sign overhead. All doors except the ones at the third floor are not equipped with child-friendly facilities….Please locate the two exits nearest you, keeping in mind that the closest exit may be behind you.
Ever since we started toilet training for serious, I now automatically start to mentally note where the restrooms are upon entering a building, so we can make a quick and efficient 10 metre dash when DD needs to go. Goodness, it’s like readying ourselves for a flight takeoff each time we’re out of the home! 😉
As if life wasn’t complicated enough, us itchy parents have to go making it even more complicated, and almost always after things have settled down to a relative equilibrium!
The irony that the unrest of the weary is partly self-created by the said weary being, has not been lost on me. Sigh. 🙂